I stare out of the taxi window while telling myself to start making real money so that I never have to skimp on cab fare again in my life.
If I am rich one day, I have nobody to thank but Jason Segel.
It’s one of those situations where I can probably spend all night swapping cool stats with him if I really want to, except that it’s a new year and I have resolved to grow a brain.
“Do you think ‘View Collect’ is a good name for a company? He immediately informs me that he’s a real estate lawyer (which explains the weird conversation-starter), and we launch into a heated discussion about New York real estate, law, expensive views, and other things that I have zero hands-on experience with. He offers to buy me a drink and we head to the bar, where I run into an ex (yes, at Tropical 128 – welcome to my life), a slightly discombobulating event that I decide is best digested with tequila.
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As part of his recovery process, Segel said goodbye to the Hollywood lifestyle and moved to a small town with a much smaller pool of paparazzi to catch him on that morning coffee run or out pumping gas.
He told late show host Jimmy Fallon in 2015, "I moved out of L. a little while ago, and I moved to a small town that's very healthy—they almost shame you into being healthy." He added in a 2017 chat with that he regarded the decision to ditch La La Land and live on an orange grove to a college student being "ready to live off-campus" and "get off the hamster wheel" that is the Hollywood circuit.
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That new living location may have provided him some much-needed peace and distance from the Hollywood nightlife scene, but it also means he's not one of those celebs whose A-list status is maintained by constant magazine features. So, what I realized three or four years ago is I need to find a model that's sustainable, where I'm not constantly feeling like I have to arrive or I'm in a state of waiting for this thing to happen." Rather than starring in strings of back-to-back comedies like he'd been doing, Segel began holding out for more serious material that "move[s] him," like what he did in We've established that it's fairly obvious Segel has voluntarily retreated from the spotlight and is intentionally pursuing headier projects.
That said, there could be a more insidious reason for his noticeable Hollywood absence.
, but he didn't, leaving two possible explanations.
1.) He has no idea, as he rightfully shouldn't, that this is going on.